21 November, 2008

more Jokes...

Did you hear about the blonde who put “Sagittarius” at the bottom of application forms where it said “Sign Here”.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q.How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: She’s the one on her bike.

08 November, 2008

Nurse Jokes

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “May I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change…”

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.