08 November, 2008

Nurse Jokes

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “May I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change…”

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.

1 Comments:

At 3:30 PM , Anonymous Nadia said...

nice one

 

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