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Did you hear about the blonde who put “Sagittarius” at the bottom of application forms where it said “Sign Here”.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q.How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: She’s the one on her bike.