30 August, 2006

One Dentist !

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner.
One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're discussing.
"We are making up the plans for World War III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We're gonna kill 2 billion Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused. "One...dentist?" He says. "Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did Itell you?
Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

24 August, 2006

Math Problem !

IF
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?
Scroll down for Answer


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The answer is 1
Remember the first line? 1=5 ?
Don't think too much, relax!!!

18 August, 2006

Joke !

The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.

He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFUL!!!
CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!!
THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!!

TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!

THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you
yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"
The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like for me
when I am driving and you sit next to me..."