Wise Words
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.