3Jokes...

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher:" Of course not."
Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

Short & Funny

Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there isn’t a single person in it!

Went to the opticians the other day, guess who I bumped into. Everyone.

I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.

What did the angry doctor say? I’m losing my patients!

So I used to be addicted to soap…
But I’m clean now.

Midwives…
Really help people out.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.

Did you know I have a step ladder? Yeah, it’s a shame. I never knew my real ladder.

I broke my finger today…
But on the other hand, I’m completely fine.