04 July, 2014

Short & Funny

Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there isn’t a single person in it!

Went to the opticians the other day, guess who I bumped into. Everyone.

I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.

What did the angry doctor say? I’m losing my patients!

So I used to be addicted to soap…
But I’m clean now.

Midwives…
Really help people out.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.

Did you know I have a step ladder? Yeah, it’s a shame. I never knew my real ladder.

I broke my finger today…
But on the other hand, I’m completely fine.

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