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One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes “What the hell is she doing?”An hour later she goes back out side and looks in the mailbox and there is nothing in it. Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her what she is doing. The blone says, “My stupid computer keeps saying you’ve got mail.”

Clinton & Mori

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say "how r u". Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we translators, will do the work for you.

It looks quite simple, but the truth is When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who r u?" (instead of "How r u?".) Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I"m Hillary"s husband, ha-ha..."
Then Mori replied "me too, ha-ha..."

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!