Job Interview

An Italian, French and Iranian went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose sentences in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow...

The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself,I hope it will be a pink day...'

The French was next: 'I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV...'

Last was the Iranian: 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone and I say 'Yellow'!

The Wish Granting Mirror

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. “I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> “I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The blonde goes up. “I think–” “POOF!”