15 August, 2010

The Falling Woman

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down.
On her way falling down, an American man caught her.
She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...'
The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.'
She said: 'You PIG! NEVER!'
So he said: 'FINE!' and he dropped her down....
So she's falling and screaming...
Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.
She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'
The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'
She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig! NEVER!'
So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.
She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'
The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her.

4 Comments:

At 3:59 PM , Blogger Amir Mohammad said...

It was really funny . But why you update once a year only ?

 
At 3:21 PM , Anonymous marjan said...

if i were the woman i would kiss the american man immidiately.
without any doubt!

 
At 11:59 AM , Anonymous Mehrdad said...

really nice

 
At 12:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha.

 

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