more jokes...

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Funny, I smell carrots too".

The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust!

What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people?