Jokes

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield