31 March, 2006

Let's find out just how clever you really are...

Ready? GO!!!

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you
are second!

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you
took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last
question right. Maybe.

Third Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene,
3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple...

2 Comments:

At 8:36 PM , Anonymous shakib said...

hey man thanks sooooooooooooooo much
i loughed too much
what a pity
it was night when i saw ur site
hope to lough more tomarrow
shakib australia

 
At 8:51 PM , Anonymous mohammad said...

so good!

 

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