17 March, 2006

Mafia

The old Italian Mafia Don, The Godfather is dying so he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say TIME'S UP?"

2 Comments:

At 1:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXCELLENT one :-)))

 
At 1:52 AM , Anonymous royaloak said...

Dear Amin
Your jokes are delicious. Do keep them coming and keep me rolling on the floor.

 

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