Black Boy

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his momma is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his momma and says, "Look, momma, I'm a white boy!"

His momma slaps him in the face and says, "Go sho your daddy what y'all did!"

He walks downstairs to his daddy in the living room and says, "Look daddy, I'm a white boy!"

His daddy also slaps him in the face and says, "Go show yo' grandma!"

The boy scoots over to his grandma's room and says, "Look Grandma, I'm a white boy!"

Once again, he is slapped in the face, this time by his grandma. She tells the boy to go back to his momma.

Once he arrives downstairs, his momma says, "Well, did you learn anything from that?!"

The boy replied, "Sure enough did. I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate three black people!"