30 July, 2018


A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher:" Of course not."
Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."


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