22 January, 2009

Marriage Jokes

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered?!


It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives


If u are married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.


Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice!


Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Special Thanks to Samira


At 1:14 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

very nice and funnnnnny

are you an Indian?

you have mentioned ( dal rice) I love it. one of the best food.
I am an Iranian but always make it.

specialy with ( adas).


At 9:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i realy laughed


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