Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion:

- The woman goes to the store.

- The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

- The man places the meat on the grill.

- The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

- The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

- The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off".

- And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.