15 December, 2009

A Call From Hell

A British, an American and an Iranian died and all went to hell.
The british said: "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there." He called and talked for about 5 minutes. Then he said: "Well, devil. How much do I owe you for the phone call?"
The devil goes: "Five million dollars."
"Five million dollars?!" The British made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

The American was so jealous, he starts screaming: "Me too, I want to call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing, too..."
He called the US and talked for about 10 minutes. And then he said: "Well, devil. How much do I owe you for the phone call?"
The devil goes: "Ten million dollars."
"Ten million dollars?!" He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair.

The Iranian was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and Screaming: "I want to call Iran, too. I want to see how everybody is doing there, too. I wanna talk to everybody." He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours, He was talking and talking and talking. Then he said: "Well, devil. How much do I owe you for the phone call?
The devil goes: "One dollar."
"ONLY ONE DOLLAR??!"
The devil goes: "Yes, well... from hell to hell, it's local!!!

8 Comments:

At 7:53 PM , Blogger nazi said...

that was fun. i enjoyed it.

 
At 10:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exteremly REAL!

 
At 1:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i really like it!thanx buddy ya are as perfect as always !kiss

 
At 4:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is true somehow,but it makes me angry to make such a joke out of my country and i am totally sure that all the iranian thinking the same as me.plz donot redicule any country and its citizens .

 
At 12:49 PM , Anonymous beta said...

so funny...but I m sure just 4 d sake of laughing u wrote it,did nt u?yeah...surely yeS~!

 
At 6:25 PM , Anonymous shiwa said...

it was funny but not ok with me to say such a thing about my country

 
At 6:17 PM , Anonymous homa said...

it was funny,great but just for laughing.........

 
At 10:33 AM , Blogger fatima said...

it is really true.thanks.very intresting

 

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