A Call From Hell

A British, an American and an Iranian died and all went to hell.
The british said: "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there." He called and talked for about 5 minutes. Then he said: "Well, devil. How much do I owe you for the phone call?"
The devil goes: "Five million dollars."
"Five million dollars?!" The British made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

The American was so jealous, he starts screaming: "Me too, I want to call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing, too..."
He called the US and talked for about 10 minutes. And then he said: "Well, devil. How much do I owe you for the phone call?"
The devil goes: "Ten million dollars."
"Ten million dollars?!" He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair.

The Iranian was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and Screaming: "I want to call Iran, too. I want to see how everybody is doing there, too. I wanna talk to everybody." He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours, He was talking and talking and talking. Then he said: "Well, devil. How much do I owe you for the phone call?
The devil goes: "One dollar."
"ONLY ONE DOLLAR??!"
The devil goes: "Yes, well... from hell to hell, it's local!!!