23 February, 2008

3Jokes!

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world.
When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guys pushing it.

2 Comments:

At 7:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi Amin . i'm Elham , so happy to see ur site here & enjoy reading ur joks . thanks 4 helping me improving english !

 
At 11:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi gentle man, thanks for providing refreshig activitis to the guys around the world.
What i wanted to say about your this piece of joke is that you yourself should explain for us.... aahahhah. We are three guys loughing because we couldn't understand it lol

 

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