09 September, 2006

A Religious Problem !

Jack and Max are attending a religious service.
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"
But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son, by all means."

Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
"Success Doesn't Need Hard Work It needs Smart Work"

Link 1 : sign on the road !
Link 2 : Modern Punishment !

2 Comments:

At 6:05 PM , Anonymous وحشــــىــــىـــــی (!) said...

what a funny story(!)
was it a real story or not?

have fun

 
At 5:22 PM , Anonymous kuku said...

lol i like that...!

 

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