19 May, 2013

She Was Sooo Blonde

- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- she thought General Motors was in the army.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she sold the car for gas money!
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
- she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.


At 2:16 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

loved it.... so cool

At 12:19 AM , Blogger kuario said...

wow it was realy intrasting!!!!!!!!!!

At 6:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a blond colleague.
She just goes mad when she hears these things about blonds.
She is not stupid at all despite the rest of them :)


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