How men change!

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks : I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months : Of course, I love you.
After 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you ?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months : I'm BACK!!
After 6 years : Have you cooked yet ?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months : Here, it's for you.
After 6 years : ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight ?
After 6 years : DUMPLING AGAIN ??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks : Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months : You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months : I like this movie.
After 6 years : I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!