Wise Words

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.