13 June, 2009


Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

Q: What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college?
A: “Would you like fries with that?”


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